PLUTUS PAYS
The blind Greek god of wealth is running an airdrop. It never ends. This is fine actually.
0.000000SOL
Piling up in the treasury for the next distribution. Every trade adds a coin.
I give freely because I can't see who's asking.— Plutus, probably
In ancient Greece, Plutus was the god handing out wealth. He tried to only reward the deserving. Zeus, going through a phase, blinded him so he'd distribute wealth to everyone, regardless of moral fiber.
We, the degen underclass, have been exploiting this loophole for 2,500 years. Buy the token. Hold the token. Plutus fumbles SOL into your wallet every 15 minutes. No claim button. No vesting. Just the blind son of Demeter, still generous, still doesn't know what DeFi is, still sending it.
Plutus wakes every ~15 minutes. Checks the treasury. If there's SOL, he yeets it. If there isn't, he goes back to sleep. He's blind. He doesn't know what time it is. This is a feature.
- Greek god of wealth. Son of Demeter and Iasion. Was born in a field, which is on-brand.
- Zeus blinded him on purpose so he'd give wealth to good AND bad people alike. We the bad people are the beneficiaries of divine incompetence.
- Aristophanes wrote a whole comedy in 388 BC about what happens when Plutus regains his sight — spoiler, everyone is miserable and the economy dies. Degens need their random airdrops.
- Usually depicted carrying a cornucopia. That's a bag. He has been holding the bag since 2500 BC. Legendary diamond hands.
- Sometimes depicted as a baby. Early-life degen.
- Not to be confused with Pluto, god of the underworld. Probably. We hope.
- Has never sold. Cannot sell. Mechanically incapable of selling.